I am Dean Whitbread, writer of songs and prose, producer of music and videos, erstwhile singer, performer and fine ... more

I am Dean Whitbread, writer of songs and prose, producer of music and videos, erstwhile singer, performer and fine artist, aka Dean Frederick (for a while in the 1990s I wrote using my first two names, a registered songwriter's pseudonym with PRS) and also aka Deek Deekster (a popular podcaster and fictional character with sharp teeth and an orange stripey jumper) aka Country Cliff, wanted in seven counties for heresy and crimes against America.

I make no apologies for these names, they are only names, it would be pointless. And what is the point, except the sharp bit at the end? I like to ask this question as I sharpen my pencils.