I am known by many names. None of which I am happy about cause my friends think its funny to give them to me. But I... more

I am known by many names. None of which I am happy about cause my friends think its funny to give them to me. But I am a man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. I like poptarts and string cheese. Vodka and Redbull. I regard midgets as celebrities as in I would be shy to go up to one even though I think it would be badass to be friends with them, you know...maybe have a beer, talk about chicks and stuff. I think people should use the words "drats" and "swell' more often. I think making up new words like "Badtastic" should be rewarded not shunned. And the word "Rad" is never going to die, I won't let it. I hold my cellphone up to my ear while I drive so I can sing to all my cd's and no one will be the wiser. And when its a heavy metal screamer then I just make an angry face so it looks like I'm really reaming someone. I will wear a viking helmet or a fake mustache even in private just to cheer myself up.