October 10, 2008 10:49 pm
A Navy man and an
Army man are driving
opposite directions
on a curvy mountain
road. The army man
hits a patch of
sand, swerves, and
nails the Navy man's
truck. They both
exit their cars with
no injuries, but
their vehicles are
ruined.
Now, the rivalry
between Army and
Navy is well known,
so needless to say a
heated argument
followed. Then
suddenly the Navy
man changed heart
and said, "Hold on,
this is dumb. It was
an accident. Let's
put this rivalry
behind us."
The Army man agreed
this was a good
idea. So the Navy
man offered, "Why
don't we celebrate
our new friendship
over a fifth of
vodka? I have a
bottle in the
truck."
The Army man thought
this was an
excellent idea. So
the Navy man, being
a gentleman, offered
the Army man the
first drink, and
told the Army man to
drink as much as he
wanted. Soon half
the bottle was gone
and he offered the
bottle back to the
Navy man who said,
"Thanks, but I'll
wait till after the
cops get here!"
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