Cory
Somewhere in Oklahoma
Last Login: 11th Nov 2:42 am
Who am I? Nobody really. I am a middle-aged, pleasantly plump, stupid redneck from Oklahoma.
I have been on the ... more
Who am I? Nobody really. I am a middle-aged, pleasantly plump, stupid redneck from Oklahoma.
I have been on the internet since Dan Quayle invented it. I enjoy a good message board as well as any number of games on the net, from MMORPG's to first-person shooters. I have been called a computer nerd more than once in my life.
I love cars, Mustangs in fact (And yes.. mine has a name. It is Leroy). I love my guns. I like to shoot my guns. I love Dane Cook. I hate Brittney Spears (though I would still violate her body for long hours into the night). I have a beautiful girlfriend. She is far too good for me. She must have hit her head at a young age and knocked herself silly to be hanging out with me. Update: Yea she dumped me. I am bitter. Hey, it just adds to the HATE!
I am VERY loud and VERY opinionated. I don't disagree with everyone's opinions, they are just wrong and I will let them know it. Like any real redneck, I have 2 dogs, Boomer and Jake.
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