Jason E
Jason Last Login: 11th Sep 8:51 am
It all started when I was born. My mother was a fairy and my father was an ogre. Not sure what that makes me, but I... more
It all started when I was born. My mother was a fairy and my father was an ogre. Not sure what that makes me, but I am big.
I was king of the geeks growing up. As I was brillant and loved computers and games, but I was big enough to rule them all. I was also revered for my DM skills and my ability to beat any video game.
As I learned most of my skills from video games, I am quite good at sneaking around in a cardboard box, and breaking bricks with my head. I also learned to drive at the arcade as I would steal my moms laundry quarters and play all the time.
Later on in life I started playing with computers full time as well as becoming a part time bikini inspector. I also dabble in superheroism by punching evil whenever I can.
Now I am looking for the perfect online business that makes money and is not porn. So if you know what that is please tell me. I will give you a plate of cookies and a lapdance if you do!
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