MyBlogLog - Honeybell : New with me

Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:44:43 -0800

Dear Bill Belichick: Must you be such an ass/Arrogant jerk? And why are you wiping the sweat from your brow and sniffing it?
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:38:50 -0800

Come on Indy. Kick the Patrioit's asses! PS: I heart you Peyton Manning.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:04:31 -0800

Dear Baby Jesus, Thank you for Japanese Steak House's Hibachi Grill. Please help my eyebrows grow back soon.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:08:52 -0800

Ran out of body wash, had to use the step-son's Axe. Going to be an awkward day, with hot chicks throwing themselves at me and whatnot.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:22:41 -0800

New Post, come see! To Catch Slightly Annoy A Thief http://bit.ly/3PEZmh
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:42:00 -0800

To Catch Slightly Annoy A Thief
Someone has been stealing our cigarettes. We don't smoke in our house, so we'll often leave the packs outside. The thief...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:39:08 -0800

I'm o-on ca-all . . . I didn't hafta to go to wo-ork! (There is a little dance that goes along with this, if only you could see . . . )
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:35:32 -0800

New Post, come see! Come, Bask In The Melancholy With Me http://bit.ly/3qFIsX
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:07:00 -0800

Come, Bask In The Melancholy With Me
I was bored, playing around on Facebook. I typed in my maiden name, wondering if my nephew or his wife had created a profile. ...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:40:47 -0800

My 4 yr old child just took the deadbolt off the front door using his toy screwdriver. So his big bro couldn't go outside to play. Oy vey.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:54:34 -0800

Wondering how I came to live a life in which hearing tiny people yell "MY BUTT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" is not only normal, but expected.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:04:00 -0800

Crocs: Because sometimes I am just too damned lazy to tie shoes.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:16:58 -0800

"Dad, when the dog dies, where are we going to put him?" 'Well Isaac, probably under your bed.' And we wonder why they look at us oddly.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:55:09 -0700

The first person to come finish painting my bedroom may or may not receive sexual favors. From my husband. (I'm too freaking tired).
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:24:15 -0700

New Post, come see! How To Be An Idiot:: 12 Easy Steps http://bit.ly/EfQBx
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:24:00 -0700

How To Be An Idiot:: 12 Easy Steps
1. Take up smoking.2. Go across state lines to purchase cigarettes in order to avoid higher in-state cigarette taxes.3. ...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:35:15 -0700

Reliving my 20's with a bottle of Frappucino with Kalua, peanut M&Ms and a bag of chili cheese Fritos. To think, I used to live on this crap
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:45:48 -0700

From Julien: "Mom, don't even ask me if I want an eggroll. It's just a useless waste of talking."
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:47:00 -0700

New Post, come see! Why No One Comes To Our House http://bit.ly/4F3f8D
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:04:00 -0700

Why No One Comes To Our House
One of the things I love most about Jerry is his love and desire of being a father. The other day he spent some time with the...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:56:27 -0700

Suspicious words from a three year old: "Mom, can I borrow the fridge?"
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:38:02 -0700

The only good thing about busting your kid for smoking weed: Every time he does something stupid, I get to ask "Is it because you're high?"
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:23:56 -0700

New Post, come see! Smoking the Ganja. Past and Present. http://bit.ly/rKPj3
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:03:00 -0700

Smoking the Ganja. Past and Present.
So.My parents had just left the house, and I had 3/4 of a joint in a pill bottle in my purse. The moment their car pulled...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:46:55 -0700

Watching my dog & cat chase squirrels all day. Now I'm depressed, as they are entirely too stupid to survive in a post apocalyptic world.
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