MyBlogLog - Honeybell : New with me

Honeybell posted a tweet

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:23:48 -0800

New Post! Come See! The Hairstylist: "Mom, you have to lay on the floor! So I can com.. http://bit.ly/89F1P7
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:35:00 -0800

The Hairstylist
"Mom, you have to lay on the floor! So I can comb your hair!!" I'm lying face down in the living room, as he...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:40:56 -0800

What's more fun than 1 vomiting child? TWO!!!! Where is that damn Zofran Fairy??
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:36:09 -0800

Sad about the death of Brittany Murphy. Way too young.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:32:18 -0800

Dear Kansas in December: Why can't you be more like your cousin, Hawaii?
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:48:53 -0800

At least twice a day I ask the 4y/o "Liam why are you naked?" I always get the same answer. "Because I am". It's like he's a Zen Master.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:09:53 -0800

So I'm listening to "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" once again, and it dawns on me: Dude's not relaxing, HE'S HOMELESS. Now I'm sad.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:03:40 -0800

New Post! Come See! All The True Stuff I Can't Say: You stand here, screaming at me. .. http://bit.ly/7sqDj8
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:48:00 -0800

All The True Stuff I Can't Say
You stand here, screaming at me. You need to get home, you have someone to take care of, you have things to do, you have...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:48:41 -0800

Julien informed me that all the girls in his 2nd grade class think he's "hot". Then I was given a walker, a poodle & a nursing home bed.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:11:34 -0800

Unfolding drama: 4 y/o locked his 8 y/o brother in his rm with a skeleton key. Now I can't unlock the door. This isn't good.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:42:59 -0800

So I notice today that sometimes I end sentences with "and that's why I look like a homeless person" . . . perhaps it's time for a makeover.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:51:32 -0800

New Post! Come See! Honeybell & Amateur MMA Fighting: A Bad Photo Essay: Now the pics y.. http://bit.ly/8F3kgJ
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:28:00 -0800

Honeybell & Amateur MMA Fighting: A Bad Photo Essay
Now the pics you don't see: *Me grabbing a huge biker on my way to the bathroom, giving him a big hug, and yelling "You...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:34:30 -0800

Had to get onto the boys about doing their chores. Now the 4 yr old is singing"I'm gettin' the crap off of the stairs!" I'm such a good mom.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:53:31 -0800

@sthrnfairytale :x thanks.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:51:29 -0800

<-has a UTI (for the 1st time ever), an asthma flare up, a cold, and a headache. Please death, come quickly.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:20:40 -0800

I think I might be a little bit drunk. Just so you know.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:05:14 -0800

In case you were concerned: I have NOT had sex with Tiger Woods.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:50:58 -0800

New Post! Come See! I Think My Husband Does Psychedelic Drugs At 4:30 In The Morning: Jerry.. http://bit.ly/6DeVjL
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:38:00 -0800

I Think My Husband Does Psychedelic Drugs At 4:30 In The Morning
Jerry: "Where were you?" Me: "bathroom . . . " Jerry: "What were you doing??" Me: "?? Zzzzzz" Several...
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:59:30 -0800

When I realized I was singing along with Miley Cyrus, a little bit of me died inside.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:04:02 -0800

My husband just bought a bass guitar. Which is kinda sexy.
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Honeybell posted a tweet

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:11:43 -0800

New Post! Come See! My Cervix Vs. A Bagel: It isn't as though I know much a.. http://bit.ly/6olNAJ
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Honeybell posted a blog entry

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:07:00 -0800

My Cervix Vs. A Bagel
It isn't as though I know much about Hanukkah, but I'm pretty sure cervix's don't figure in there anywhere. ...
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