I got the nickname Hammer because I used to race bikes (the kind without the motor).

I'm a college graduate. I m... more

I got the nickname Hammer because I used to race bikes (the kind without the motor).

I'm a college graduate. I majored in psychology, but the idea of listening to other people's problems didn't appeal to me, and the study of the paranormal just doesn't pay enough, so I make a living doing something college didn't prepare me for.

My friends think I'm egotistical, brilliant, passionate, blunt, arrogant, outspoken, opionated, ill tempered, compassionate, and generous.

My wife thinks I yell too much, but I'm a great lover and buy her nice things, so she puts up with me.

I don't like politics and have done my best to avoid the topic for most of my life, but as I grow older I find myself strangely drawn to the idea of running for president.

I think Janet Jackson's boobs look like the ones you see in National Geographic. They have National Geographic magazines on the table in my dentist's office. He tells me that no one has ever told him they found them offensive before.