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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:15:00 -0800

Black Cat's And Good Luck
Q: What do you call black cats who bring good luck? Count Sneaky A: Carl. He's very much the...
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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:53:00 -0800

An Over Zealous Hawk & A Lone Grocery Bag
Q: How does a turtle get on top a fence post? Count Sneaky A: They get placed there by over-zealous...
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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:02:00 -0800

Mail Carrier Voo Doo Dolls
Q: What does a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair make? Count Sneaky That's basically, the leavin's of a canine play...
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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:27:00 -0800

The Best and the Cheapest Policies
Q: If honesty is the best policy...what's the cheapest policy? Count Sneaky A: I don't know, but when I find...
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Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:47:00 -0800

Rat Booties
Q: I knitted some booties for my neighbor's rats and when I presented them she just slammed the door in my face...
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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:31:00 -0800

A Goat and the Remote
Q: Would you trust a goat with your remote control? A: No. I would not. Tina Curtis Larson A: ...
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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:27:00 -0800

Skunk Smelling
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Count Sneaky A: Push tissue into each nostril, therefore plugging his...
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Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:21:00 -0800

Viola de Gambia
Q: What do you do with a viola da gambia? (Hock it! Dock it! or Sock it?) Count Sneaky A: You ditch that sucker with any...
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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:58:00 -0800

The 3 Funniest
Q: Which is the funniest of the three concepts and why:**** 1. Jolly Pants. 2. A Ghost Story Telling Bra...
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:25:00 -0800

Family Tree
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:05:54 -0800

If a quick brown fox can't find a sleeping dog to jump over...what does he do?
Long live STUPID!
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:03:56 -0800

How do you fail bartender's school?
DUMB rules!
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:01:25 -0800

What do you call tambourine prodigies?
DUMBRULES!
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:34:20 -0800

What is another Italian invention other than Venetian blinds?
The DUMBEST answer is the BEST answer!
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:06:33 -0800

What is the best way to get in touch w/ my inner duck?
The DUMBEST answer is the BEST answer!
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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0800

Venetian Blinds and Other Italian Inventions
Q: Name another Italian invention other than Venetian blinds? Count Sneaky A: Ummmm. French doors. ...
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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:14:00 -0800

My Inner Duck
Q: What can I do to bring out my inner duck?*** ***Hannah Montana Share tweetmeme_url =...
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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:42:00 -0800

Wrinkles and Raging Seas
Q: If everything has a purpose, what purpose do wrinkles serve? Count Sneaky A: The calm down the raging seas of...
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Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:09:00 -0800

Little Ground Hogs
Q: What do they call little ground hogs? Count Sneaky A: Junior. Share
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Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:21:00 -0800

The Floor and THAT Color
Q: Why is the floor THAT color (and texture)? Katie Maud A: I'd attribute that to the Great Tapioca Incident of...
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Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:45:00 -0800

Marriage, Divorce and Reciprocity
Q: How can the divorce be unchallenged when the marriage wasn't? Count Sneaky A: There is no room for...
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Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:54:00 -0800

Thanksgiving
Q: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY. Gobble. Gobble. Share tweetmeme_url =...
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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:59:00 -0800

Sockless Toe Wiggling
Q: What do you call people who remove their shoes and socks and wiggle their toes in public? Count...
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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:14:00 -0800

Nappies and Tall, Black Socks
Q: Why are some people 70 years old and dressing in nappies and tall black socks that they wear on the outside of their...
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Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:59:00 -0800

Lightning
Q: Would lightning be faster if it didn't zig-zag? Count Sneaky A: Well, yeah. But, lightning is very...
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