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Heather H posted a blog entry

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:13:43 -0800

Loyalty Has Benefits, As Does Taking Your Kids to the Liquor Store
School gets out for Christmas holidays tomorrow and I realized my liquor cabinet is empty. (recoils in horror!) (feel free to...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:17:25 -0800

Reindeer Games
I have a contest for you today. How exciting! But don’t sweat it, it isn’t hard. I’m not demanding you come...
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Suburban Oblivion posted a blog entry

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:55:07 -0800

Paul Proposed Last Night (Video)
A bunch of Twitter locals get together for a Tweetup, something cool happens and someone catches it on their iPhone, video is...
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Suburban Oblivion posted a blog entry

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:55:07 -0800

Paul Proposed Last Night (Video)
A bunch of Twitter locals get together for a Tweetup, something cool happens and someone catches it on their iPhone, video is...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:44:31 -0800

Good Mothers Dress Their Children Accordingly
Tell me, would you let your kid wear shorts to school when it’s 40 degrees outside, raining, and will get no warmer than...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:27:33 -0800

Love is All You Need to Make Alabama Beat Auburn at Beards-Eaves Stadium
Do they make Xanax pills for horses? Because I need one after watching the Iron Bowl game, my God. What a stressful event, you...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:01:16 -0800

The Dictionary Ate Me Alive: My Road to Publication
People, I have an editor who intellectually kicks my ass, like every time I communicate with him. It’s like a scene out...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:17:07 -0800

World-Stopping News - an Eggo Apocalypse
I don’t know if you are aware of the most recent world crisis, but apparently there will be a shortage of Eggo waffles...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:30:08 -0800

Decorating with Slave Labor
Wally and I have decided to decorate our new house. It’s only been four years since we moved in. Okay, truthfully, I decided...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:53:48 -0800

Shopping Bags and Syphilis Curses
I used to get offended if I didn’t get carded when purchasing alcohol. But as I’ve continued to get older,...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:50:27 -0800

Hurricane Preparation. Let’s Just Call It Preparation H for Short
Well, it’s been a couple of years since I’ve had to do this song and dance but it looks like I haven’t...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:01:35 -0800

Oversharing
What is okay and what is not okay to share on a blog? Like right now? I’m making my chocolate chip cookies. Should I...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:02:39 -0800

Social Oblivion
There’s a reason creative/highly intelligent/gifted children skim the outskirts of socialization and it’s not from some...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:00:14 -0800

It’s The Great Pumpkin Fudge, Charlie Brown
It’s such a special day. This is the first recipe post here on my blog. I’m convinced I could steal all of Pioneer...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:48:46 -0700

If You Read This, You May Want To Cut Me. But Don’t, Because I’m Cursed.
So be honest with me, if I told you I’m prancing around the house today in a pair of size 8 Gap jeans with ZERO muffin...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:01:26 -0700

Monkey See, Monkey Doo Doo (Revisited)
I published this post two years ago when Payton was in first grade, a time in history now known as Oh My Fucking God, My Kid is...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:01:46 -0700

I Hope The Bellevue Has Room Service. I’m Too Tired To Cook.
It’s been over nine years since Wally and I selected a name for our firstborn son and just yesterday (YESTERDAY!) did I...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:01:12 -0700

All Unbelievers Will Go To Hell
“Oh, I ate too much tonight,” groaned Wally. This is man-talk for “not tonight, I have a...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:17:48 -0700

I Touch Myself (In Weird Places)
So you know I’m attempting to crank up the quality of my weird factor and I think I’m making progress. First thing...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:08:24 -0700

Confession Time. Please Prepare Yourself for Anti-Climatic Drama
I need to get something off my chest. And it’s not my bra, though I am wearing one of my older, when I was skinnier 34...
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Heather H posted a blog entry

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:28:47 -0700

Why School Holidays Are Fun
I love school holidays. Do you want to know why I love school holidays? Because it provides ample opportunity for me to have...
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