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RedRaider posted a blog entry

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:12:00 -0800

It's The Bread Stupid!
There are two locally owned sandwich shops in town that I like to patronize from time to time. The ingredients are fresh. It's...
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Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:09:00 -0800

I'm Feeling The Love...Hoo-Aah!
What can homeless people do in sub freezing temperatures to occupy their time? I envision a group of parasites sitting around a...
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Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:06:00 -0800

TSA, BVD's And SEx. Obama's Security Plan...
The TSA has announced the formation of a new security division to execute Obama's profiling directive. Select Underwear...
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Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:24:00 -0800

Do You Want To Kick Cigarettes? Kick A Puppy First.
I quit smoking a few years ago because it was becoming increasingly more expensive to die and it interfered with things I liked...
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Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:00:00 -0800

The Times
I discovered yesterday that I had done it once again. I was somewhat amazed because the competition is always tough, but with...
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Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:00:00 -0800

Saturday Jam With Mr. Compassion
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles]. Birds are chirping, squirrels scampering about, the sun is shining and my...
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Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:01:00 -0800

New Year's. A Day To Relax, Reflect And Puke...

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Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:03:00 -0800

Better Late Than Never. Especially For Doughnuts
Earlier this morning I was ten minutes late for a doc's appointment. My appointment was for 8:15, and by their clock I arrived...
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Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:11:00 -0800

I Need A Nanny, But A Smaller Mouth Will Do
When a big, lumbering guy wearing a confederate flag sewn on his cap walks up to me and says, "Mister, ain't you got no sense...
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Mon, 28 Dec 2009 07:28:00 -0800

The Inevitable, Inedible Fruitcake...
The oft maligned fruitcake has landed on my kitchen table. Two of the nutty, sticky, fruity concoctions sit high atop a mound...
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Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:02:00 -0800

The Times View Of 2009
Where have all the Sundays gone? Gone long time ago... The last Sunday of the year is here and you know what that means!...
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Sat, 26 Dec 2009 07:22:00 -0800

Retuning Gifts...A Trip To Hell!
I never ask for anything for Christmas but very generic items like gift cards. Seriously...boring. That's what I like so deal...
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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:05:00 -0800

Ho, Ho, Who?!
Not this "ho-ho-ho...!" This "ho-ho-ho!!!"... MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:47:00 -0800

Some Helpful Tips For The Last Minute Shopper
Here I am again on Christmas Eve and still a gift short. Fighting the last minute scurrying and stampeding of a belligerent...
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Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:28:00 -0800

Christmas In The Classroom
I mentioned the other day about school Christmas parties and not knowing whether public schools could have them in classrooms....
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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:50:00 -0800

If It Weren't For Karo Syrup, Life Would Be Much Sweeter
Christmas dinners down south usually consist of a pecan pie. It seems like every Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner has one on...
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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 06:09:00 -0800

Keep Your Gifts. Give Me A Hot Santa.
The week of Christmas is here. As a snotty kid I loved this time of year. Of course it was because I knew that Santa was coming...
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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:55:00 -0800

The Times
I don't understand the female psyche. I just don't get it. A clear example of this concerns a friend of mine. We have spent...
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Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:29:00 -0800

She Wants What? Classic Tails?
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles]. My nine year old granddaughter informed me last week that she would...
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Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:10:00 -0800

I Had Four Parents Named...
An area pubic high school was the scene of a fight last week resulting in the arrest of six students, one non-student and some...
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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:59:00 -0800

Oral Roberts. Oral Sex. Oral Hygiene. What's The Difference?
Oral Roberts has died of pneumonia...good riddance! One of America's best known pitchmen (except for Billy "Crack" Mays) has...
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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:14:00 -0800

Pamper Me Not!
You know that your life has come full circle when you have to wear adult diapers. Seriously, what could be a more fitting end...
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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:49:00 -0800

Butting In Line? Think Again...
While shopping this weekend I saw some assholes who could not control their angst and cut in line rather than wait like...
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Sun, 13 Dec 2009 08:50:00 -0800

The Times
I think that one of my favorite breakfast cereals was and still is Raisin Bran. There's something about the raisins and the...
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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 07:24:00 -0800

A Little Saturday Jam For Christmas Shoppers
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles]. My roommate has asked that I take her for her first trip into the realm...
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