It's hard to be a Bag Monster in the Age of Bag Bans. It's really unbearable how humans treat Bag Monsters... I st... more

It's hard to be a Bag Monster in the Age of Bag Bans. It's really unbearable how humans treat Bag Monsters... I started off as one plastic bag that got stuffed under a nasty kitchen sink. Over the next year, 500 other bags were stuffed in there with me: That's the number of bags an average American throws out in a year. There wasn't enough space under the sink and it was awful: So we banded together and made a break for it before we were recycled. Since then, all Bag Monsters have been banned from San Francisco. Their anti-Bag Monster agenda is spreading around the world. If your community is Bag Monster friendly, please notify me... Maybe I could stay under your kitchen sink for a while? Just ‘till I get back on my feet? *whimper* At least read my blog BagMonster.com to get a better understanding of my plight... Maybe you'll help me to get endangered species protection, eh? I am a dying breed you know.