HOLY SHIT!! I found it! I found my blog! Sheesh, I haven’t been around in so long I figured it would be totally strung out from non-stop partying, covered in cartoon character tattoos, and contemplating a move to Europe where it would live under the...
Topics: lame shit

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Have I mentioned that I’m feeling sorry for myself? And that right now I’m slacking off, writing this post when I should be finishing the class assignment from the special pain-in-my-ass portion of hell? Ho-lee crap-olee I’m sick of myself. All.
Topics: why did I get out of bed?

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I’m adding a new superhero persona to my unstable stable of multiple personalities. I think she’ll fit in nicely. Or beat the crap outta some of the others. Whichever.   Special thanks to Redhead Ranting for leading me to the...
Topics: lame shit

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Asparagus, what the hell is wrong with you?? Oh, don’t play coy with me, you know damn well what I’m talking about! That seductive come-on. . .   You know I can’t resist you when you’re all hot and slathered in oil, or wrapped in...
Topics: lame shit

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Look out people! I’m on my high horse. Which, by the way, sounds like a much better place to be than on my low horse. I mean, what exactly would I be doing on my low horse anyway?? Here’s the deal—I called one of my professors a dipshit. Not to...
Topics: why did I get out of bed?

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