1) My urethra hurts.2) I’m scared of snakes.3) Please don’t call me Lance anymore.4) I can’t have my photo on your website.The above is a sample of the various text messages that I received today. I disregarded 75% of these messages,...
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In honor of 118th anniversary of Vincent Van Gogh’s death, we are offering a 30% discount on Whynatte merchandise today and today only. Use the discount code “UNICORNS” when you checkout at the store, and the discount will be applied...
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Back when a latte was just a latte, Andy and I used to head out on the town to introduce the Whynatte to perfect strangers. We’d walk up in a bar knowing nobody, order Whynattes for anybody, convert new drinkers, and leave bar as heroes. It was...
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Better cancel that Bar Mitzvah you were planning to attend this Saturday. There is more illicit latte consumption in the works. This Saturday, Whynatte is tossing the tabouleh at Park Bench in Buckhead. Located at 256 East Paces Ferry Rd, the Park...
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Bennett, the one man hung jury, pandered his fiance and her friends to our Whynatte party last Saturday night, narrowly avoiding the statue of limitations requiring an arrival prior to midnight. I was a little concerned that having three attorneys at...
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