So Fancy said for us to all bring beers and come over to his house, so that we can post beer reviews to that other site I do, edibleunknown.com. I guarantee you I will be plastered out of my fucking mind, much like your daddy, in four and a half seconds..
Topics: booze, parenting, party

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Krem wasn't meant to be funny or insulting... steeev : as strong as my genes are (spitting image of my father), her genes are strong too... so the kid would be red head/blue eye and look more like her dad than mine.. teleolurian haha teleolurian i..
Topics: hate mail

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Sooner or later, you have to take a vacation from doing the things you love (writing code) and spend time doing things you hate (not writing code). To this end, I used my accrued week of company-sponsored Get The Fuck Out Of Our Office Building time to...
Topics: california, porn, restaurants, vacation

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You are now known as  GeneralMotors . 4:18pm GeneralMotors : HEY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 4:19pm GeneralMotors : WE'RE POOR 4:19pm GeneralMotors : 4:19pm ★ GeneralMotors wants a bailout. d is now known as  Fed . 4:19pm GeneralMotors : HEY 4:19pm Fed :..
Topics: big business, las vegas, patriotism, you are screwed

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So, I thought I'd do a nice thing for my girlfriend, by buying her an "I'm His Bitch" apron from eBay. I giddily put in my credit card information just like I do every time the Internet asks me for it, because the Internet is totally...
Topics: thought of the day, waiting for the sweet kiss of death, you are screwed

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