You probably have a baby book for your kiddo, just like me. And it'sprobably collecting dust on a shelf somewhere (just like mine). And several months from now you'll have a hyperactive day, pull out your calendars and planners from the past...

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I'm a mean, mean mommy. If there was such thing as baby jail, I'd be locked up right now, with a little baby warden twirling keys around her finger telling me my name's been pulled today to work in the laundry - diaper doody duty. My cellmate.

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Yesterday, shortly after sitting my baby girl down at her picnic table in the basement/playroom, I collapsed into my computer chair. She had her afternoon snack - pretzel-peanut butter bites and sliced up apricot pieces, and Caillou playing on the tv....

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Maybe "hate" is a pretty strong word for a children's show. But when PBS has the audacity to put on an annoying turd of a puppet show at 7:30am every morning, the small puppy dog that lives in my soul dies. Over and over again.Sitting here..

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It's been 1 year, 7 months, 2 weeks, and 3 days since I had a car of my own. I was eight months pregnant when our precious second car (Dave's car, mind you) up and died, and shortly after Pirate Dave commandeered my beautiful, blue, shiny, new...

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