Yet again, Tefft was in charge of the Technology Thanksgiving Potluck this year. Last year's theme was Gay Marriage . Not necessarily for or against it, just simply gay marriage in general. Her themes are always very loosely tied to something we...
Topics: Fernandez, Gossip Girl, Mulhausen, New Moon, potluck, Technology, Tefft, Thanksgiving, The Hills, Twilight

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The holiday season is a great time of year because your odds of getting laid are much higher. Here’s why: There are a ton of single people out there who so desperately wish they had someone special in their life during this festive, emotional...
Topics: Mobile Dating, Online Dating, PhoneShag, Thanksgiving

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Pangbourn drugged and then had sex with his assistant's 13-year-old sister when she tried to sell him   Girl Scout cookies .  Since Pangbourn has contributed so much to this company, including the Bomb Threat Checklist , Human Resources...
Topics: 13-year-old rape, drugged, human resources, Kessler, Pangbourn, rape, Roman Polanski

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Friday night was the night I intended to execute an offensive against Fiona the Cunt , who has been my  sworn enemy since   Conklin's Slutty Wife  accidentally died while we were trying to murder her .  I successfully executed...
Topics: adversary, Chelsea the Intern, Conklin, Fiona the Cunt, Kessler, office dirt, slut at work, slutty, Tawny the Temp, tequila

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Well... I fucked Fiona the Cunt .  Uh. That is all. 

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