Pangbourn drugged and then had sex with his assistant's 13-year-old sister when she tried to sell him   Girl Scout cookies .  Since Pangbourn has contributed so much to this company, including the Bomb Threat Checklist , Human Resources...
Topics: 13-year-old rape, drugged, human resources, Kessler, Pangbourn, rape, Roman Polanski

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Friday night was the night I intended to execute an offensive against Fiona the Cunt , who has been my  sworn enemy since   Conklin's Slutty Wife  accidentally died while we were trying to murder her .  I successfully executed...
Topics: adversary, Chelsea the Intern, Conklin, Fiona the Cunt, Kessler, office dirt, slut at work, slutty, Tawny the Temp, tequila

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Well... I fucked Fiona the Cunt .  Uh. That is all. 

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Fiona the Cunt and Tawny the Temp are double teaming me. And not in a good way. Tawny the Temp still wants her money for fucking me even though she didn't disclose there was a cost until after the fact; and she still wants the money even though her.
Topics: Chelsea the Intern, double teaming, Fiona the Cunt, Gladstone, Kessler, Tawny the Temp, team, team activities, team spirit

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The Company has decided to discontinue CPR training. The thought is that if someone keels over on the  job, it should be considered a part of natural attrition.  When someone is leaving the company for a higher paying job, the Company does not.
Topics: Bad economy, Business, economic climate, economic crisis, Economy, perks at work

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