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How to Steal Cookies from a 13-Year-Old - 21 days ago
Pangbourn drugged and then had sex with his assistant's 13-year-old sister when she tried to sell him Girl Scout cookies . Since Pangbourn has contributed so much to this company, including the Bomb Threat Checklist , Human Resources... Topics: 13-year-old rape, drugged, human resources, Kessler, Pangbourn, rape, Roman Polanski
How to Get Inside Your Enemy's Head (and mouth) - 29 days ago
Friday night was the night I intended to execute an offensive against Fiona the Cunt , who has been my sworn enemy since Conklin's Slutty Wife accidentally died while we were trying to murder her . I successfully executed... Topics: adversary, Chelsea the Intern, Conklin, Fiona the Cunt, Kessler, office dirt, slut at work, slutty, Tawny the Temp, tequila
Adverse Friday - 30 days ago
Well... I fucked Fiona the Cunt . Uh. That is all.
The Double Team - 36 days ago
Fiona the Cunt and Tawny the Temp are double teaming me. And not in a good way. Tawny the Temp still wants her money for fucking me even though she didn't disclose there was a cost until after the fact; and she still wants the money even though her. Topics: Chelsea the Intern, double teaming, Fiona the Cunt, Gladstone, Kessler, Tawny the Temp, team, team activities, team spirit
Tough Economy - 43 days ago
The Company has decided to discontinue CPR training. The thought is that if someone keels over on the job, it should be considered a part of natural attrition. When someone is leaving the company for a higher paying job, the Company does not. Topics: Bad economy, Business, economic climate, economic crisis, Economy, perks at work






















