So, I'm sitting there in English class on Sunday feeling bored, tired, and using all my mental focus to try to push the hands of time into fast-forward mode when the unexpected happened........I almost had to use that spare "break into...

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Well, for starters, I AM! Yeah, I'll admit it....as a child I was freakin terrified of KISS, KISSes, KISSing and all things KISS-related. You might say that these mutated monsters of metal music scared me KISS-less. My degenerate second cousin used...

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How much pickety-pickin power do we pack? Well, I don't like to boast but me and my troupe of mini-Infidels have ascended to the highest levels on the competitive picking circuit. We're currently poised to win Mexico's biggest game show WHO...
Topics: Chillin Wit My PEEPS, Food Glorious Food, Fruitier Than An Elton John Fruit Salad, Mini-Infidels, Picky Purple Pickers

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Ah, the great state of Texas.......... It's home to a many and varied wondrous things. Things such as those cute little critters known as armadillos. Things such as armies of ready and willing taxidermists that can transform the tragedy of a squished.
Topics: I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends, I Love My Bloggy Friends

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So me and my sexy-Mexi husband Papi were lounging about in bed on Sunday night, ready to drift off into the land of Infidel dreams, when I suddenly turned to him and eagerly whispered "Hey, I really want to EFF you right here, right now" into...
Topics: Dirtier Than Dirty Rice On A Dirty Floor, Infidel Word Of The Day, Manhandling My Man, Weird Infidel Thoughts

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