transforme- french for make your kid cry, 2009. (...)
Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol, Prose/Bros

{"title":"P.S. Santa Claus isn't really real.","post_url":"http:\/\/www.theonlythingiknow.com\/p-s-santa-claus-isnt-really-real","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/TheOnlyThing","author":null,"date":"2009-06-29 10:38:59","summary":"transforme- french for make your kid cry, 2009. (...)"}

I love tomatoes.Particularly the kind you find in baskets in little shacks along the country highway…I was born in a very small hospital  in a very small town in Arkansas in 1979. (...)
Topics: Daily, Only Judith

{"title":"\u2026and I had a pretty good time during that.","post_url":"http:\/\/www.theonlythingiknow.com\/and-i-had-a-pretty-good-time-during-that","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/TheOnlyThing","author":null,"date":"2009-06-16 23:29:21","summary":"I love tomatoes.Particularly the kind you find in baskets in little shacks along the country highway…I was born in a very small hospital\u00a0 in a very small town in Arkansas in 1979. (...)"}

i iz in your dryer, eating your every other sock., 2009Somebody must’ve tripped upon and then subsequently dislodged that surprisingly heavy rock under which I’ve been living here recently, as I finally got around to watching Lost in Austen this past.
Topics: Daily, Photabulous, Prose/Bros

{"title":"Hear that sound, George? Duh-uh-uh-uh! That's Jane Austen spinning in her grave like a cat in a tumble-dryer.","post_url":"http:\/\/www.theonlythingiknow.com\/hear-that-sound-george-duh-uh-uh-uh-thats-jane-austen-spinning-in-her-grave-like-a-cat-in-a-tumble-dryer","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/TheOnlyThing","author":null,"date":"2009-06-08 09:52:35","summary":"i iz in your dryer, eating your every other sock., 2009Somebody must\u2019ve tripped upon and then subsequently dislodged that surprisingly heavy rock under which I\u2019ve been living here recently, as I finally got around to watching Lost in Austen this past."}

When I was seventeen,  an eye doctor, who smelled strongly of old spice and good tobacco, told me that I would eventually lose sight in both of my eyes (one already being 95% blind since the early eighties) thanks to macular degeneration. (...)
Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol, Photabulous

{"title":"Napoleon is always right.","post_url":"http:\/\/www.theonlythingiknow.com\/napoleon-is-always-right","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/TheOnlyThing","author":null,"date":"2009-06-02 16:41:11","summary":"When I was seventeen,"}

"What's the fundamental difference between my mother and yours?""Humph. Loaded question," he says. (...)
Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol

{"title":"Calling, O Sinner, Come Home\u2026","post_url":"http:\/\/www.theonlythingiknow.com\/calling-o-sinner-come-home","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/TheOnlyThing","author":null,"date":"2009-05-26 15:00:29","summary":"\"What's the fundamental difference between my mother and yours?\"\"Humph. Loaded question,\" he says. (...)"}