The Only Thing I Know
A liberal, tattooed, slacker mom talks about the only thing she knows everything about... nothing.
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P.S. Santa Claus isn't really real. - 184 days ago
transforme- french for make your kid cry, 2009. (...) Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol, Prose/Bros

…and I had a pretty good time during that. - 196 days ago
I love tomatoes.Particularly the kind you find in baskets in little shacks along the country highway…I was born in a very small hospital in a very small town in Arkansas in 1979. (...) Topics: Daily, Only Judith

Hear that sound, George? Duh-uh-uh-uh! That's Jane Austen spinning in her grave like a cat in a tumble-dryer. - 205 days ago
i iz in your dryer, eating your every other sock., 2009Somebody must’ve tripped upon and then subsequently dislodged that surprisingly heavy rock under which I’ve been living here recently, as I finally got around to watching Lost in Austen this past. Topics: Daily, Photabulous, Prose/Bros

Napoleon is always right. - 210 days ago
When I was seventeen, an eye doctor, who smelled strongly of old spice and good tobacco, told me that I would eventually lose sight in both of my eyes (one already being 95% blind since the early eighties) thanks to macular degeneration. (...) Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol, Photabulous

Calling, O Sinner, Come Home… - 217 days ago
"What's the fundamental difference between my mother and yours?""Humph. Loaded question," he says. (...) Topics: Daily, I Heart Demerol




















