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Funny Programmer’s Pick Up Lines - 12 days ago
I have here Programmer’s pick up lines.. here it is“You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”“You are my increment operator. You make my value... Topics: funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, Jokes, programmer

Funny Pinoy Jokes Classics - 12 days ago
******20 years agonagising si misis dis-oras ng gabi nang mapansin niyang wala sa tabi niya si mister. Nang binuksan ang ilaw nakita niya ang mister niyang umiiyak na nakaupo sa sahig.Misis: honey, anong problema, may maitutulong ba akoMr.: naalala mo ba. Topics: classics, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, fuuny, Jokes, Pinoy

Funny: A Programmer’s Evolution - 15 days ago
found this on one of the forums I visitenjoy!Evolution of a ProgrammerHigh School/Jr.High10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”20 ENDFirst year in Collegeprogram Hello(input, output)beginwriteln(’Hello World’)end.Senior year in College(defun... Topics: evolution, funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, Jokes, programmer

Funny: Beauty Pageant Moments - 16 days ago
Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?Contestant : Amangpulo.###########Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to yourgirlfriend?Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.Host: What taptoy?Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.############Host:... Topics: beauty, contestants, funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, moments, pageant

Funny: When The Wrong Words Comes Out of Your Mouth - 23 days ago
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did….FIRST... Topics: funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, words




















