I have here Programmer’s pick up lines.. here it is“You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.”“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”“You are my increment operator. You make my value...
Topics: funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, Jokes, programmer

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******20 years agonagising si misis dis-oras ng gabi nang mapansin niyang wala sa tabi niya si mister. Nang binuksan ang ilaw nakita niya ang mister niyang umiiyak na nakaupo sa sahig.Misis: honey, anong problema, may maitutulong ba akoMr.: naalala mo ba.
Topics: classics, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, fuuny, Jokes, Pinoy

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found this on one of the forums I visitenjoy!Evolution of a ProgrammerHigh School/Jr.High10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”20 ENDFirst year in Collegeprogram Hello(input, output)beginwriteln(’Hello World’)end.Senior year in College(defun...
Topics: evolution, funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, Jokes, programmer

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Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?Contestant : Amangpulo.###########Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to yourgirlfriend?Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.Host: What taptoy?Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.############Host:...
Topics: beauty, contestants, funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, moments, pageant

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Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did….FIRST...
Topics: funny, Funny & Hilarious Stuff, words

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