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Join the Queue - 20 hours ago
"David never knew his real parents. He was adopted by a couple 'who never should have been allowed to have a child', and ran away from home aged 16. He is 40 and has lived on the street ever since. Can't he get a job? 'I have tried,.. Topics: Culture, Lifestyle, Media, News, Personal, Philosophy, Politics
The Apocalypse Draws Nigh - 6 days ago
"This is the story of how the belief that the world has to fight the threat of global warming has crept to the top of the political agenda, to the point where, not just in Britain but across the world, governments are solemnly discussing by far the.. Topics: Culture, Environment, Lifestyle, News, Personal, Philosophy, Politics, Science, Technology
No Sympathy for the Devil - 7 days ago
"The brothers Munir and Tokeer Hussain were sentenced, respectively, to 30 months and 39 months in prison last week for beating a fleeing burglar with a cricket bat so severely that he suffered brain damage. " Brain damage? Oh, what a shame.... Topics: Culture, Lifestyle, Media, News, Personal, Philosophy, Politics
Santa for a Day - 22 days ago
Sadly, I did not have any presents to give out, though I am hoping that money we raised for the Cystic Fibrosis Trust will more than make up for it. As you've no doubt gathered by now, we took part in a charity walk which also required us to dress up. Topics: Culture, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Media, News, Personal, Philosophy
Nothing tastes as good... - 38 days ago
...as chocolate cake feels...when it melts in your mouth. Kate Moss has the wrong idea . Nothing beats the taste of good food (apart from sex maybe). Don't get me wrong, I do love my figure, but I love eating just as much. Eating is a part of... Topics: Beauty, Culture, Entertainment, Fashion, Food, Lifestyle, Media, News, Personal, Philosophy
















