Who DaresCooks
A satirical insight into the underworld of the Catering Industry
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Bitter and Twisted - 100 days ago
Bonsoir mes rillets merveilleux de jambon! I dislike Bank Holiday Mondays! In fact, to be a little more precise, I loathe, despise and detest them. If Bank Holiday Mondays' were an entity in their own right, I would make it my life long ambition to.
The Younger Generation - 108 days ago
Bonjour mes escargots de mer fermentants! The Youth of today need a damn good short, sharp kick in their posteriors! Obviously not content with mugging old age pensioners, spray painting structures on a whim, getting pregnant, drinking vast amounts of...
Chav-Tastic! - 122 days ago
Bonsoir ma crevette délicieusement sensible de Devilled! It has been far to long my little cupcakes. I must, once again, thank you all for your patience. My working Summer has begun and it is filled with all the miscreants, chavs, scallys and neds...
Taste Is Everything - 136 days ago
Bonsoir mes kakis patients! It is extremely unfortunate that I begin my first post in numerous weeks with a slightly sombre tone. Recently, my mentor passed away. I have been rather insular since then, soul-searching if you will. The only way I could..
A Scottish Sabatical - 157 days ago
Salutations mes pâtés en croûte de pomme appétissants! Fear not my my gently poached poissons! I am still here, a bubbling and smouldering pot of sarcasm brimming over with the edge with a sprinkling of contempt for the Industry. I have recently...



