A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed tostuff it in the overhead bin."Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed."No...
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will.

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A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve.
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"Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I don't know, my wife got the tickets."
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"Room service? Send up a larger room."
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