I’ve come to learn that in this country, smiling doesn’t help when one commits acts of homicide, irrespective of whether it helps prisoners to reform.  Likewise, smiling doesn’t stop a barrage of bullets from tearing your kneecaps to...
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Grytviken, South Georgia — An expedition in Antarctica was delayed yesterday when maverick archaeologist Daniel Kelzer surrendered to severe neurological collapse, a tragic condition resulting in the death of his crew. Kelzer was also found dead,..
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Wall Street, NY– Economic analysts and insiders did a one-eighty today at the shocking results produced by the nationally chartered think tank, E. Norton & Affiliates.  Specifically mentioned in the report was the price of tea in China is...
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The Fadwa-Smith Outreach Centre was a marvel of modern engineering, right down to the expansive dirt track that encircled the nuclear fallout shelters. Entirely self contained, the on-site facilities included experimental surgery, an electroshock clinic.
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London, England — In recent weeks, outrage and delirium have taken control over the mainstream media. Shockingly, critical news about the British Economic Recession is now being ignored due to the overwhelming importance of two lads guilty of...
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