A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed..
Topics: Kid Quotes, kids

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Police in the Netherlands are using an un-manned helicopter that can feel and smell marijuana. OK, nothing funny down that road. But, the 911 call is what caught my attention. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News , World News , and News about the Economy...
Topics: funny, helicopter, pot, video, Willie Geist

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A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar. Stinking of whisky and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. I'd like to apply for the job," he.
Topics: airplanes, fighter pilot, jokes

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A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio . The Texas Dept of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent....

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OK. Maybe it's not a monkey, but he's still got a death wish. Personally, I wish that I had that level of confidence in my abilities! Note: If the video player does not appear below you can watch this monkey business on YouTube Now What? If you...
Topics: monkeys, video

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