They will all be here. Mr. Nim, the kids, Granny and Doc, The Lawyer and his Wife, maybe some of her kids, who the hell knows. They've invited themselves for dinner but are bringing sandwiches since my kitchen is filled with traif. Pious...
Topics: Family Life

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My TV show has been optioned. I'm busy y'all.

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In and around the web my voice resonates because I'm willing to say what no one else will. Sometimes I stretch it. This is entertainment, after all.
Topics: Friday Confession

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I keep refreshing the soccer stats page. I like seeing the girls' team in first place. By a lot. Yes, I realize they are 8 and 9 year old girls. Yes, I realize this qualifies me as a complete and utter asshat. I know that y'all say winning...

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You're the only one who loves your children. The rest of us will like them just as soon as you get around to teaching the little shits some manners. Get on it, otherwise get used to the sound of opportunity walking away.
Topics: She's Screeching Again

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