Last evening, Puppy and I ventured into the dark abyss that is my basement for some nasty, dirty laundry action.  As I filled the washing machine, I noticed Puppy playing with something on a shelf on the other side of the room.She would put her nose up..
Topics: Auto Fail Life, Blatherings, Blood, Critters, Family Humor, Malfunctions, Mutants, Observational Humor, PYoH Award, Random Humor

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There I was, in my kitchen, innocently attempting to make a boneless turkey breast for dinner.  The front of the package said this particular turkey breast would go from the freezer to the oven with no thawing – cook it in the bag!  A quick skim..
Topics: Aging, Auto Fail Life, Confessions, Critters, Family Humor, Malfunctions, PYoH Award, Random Humor

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My kids had birthdays last week.  Roo turned eight on Monday and JB turned six on Friday — yes, their birthdays ARE four days apart.  Somewhere along the way, I decided – since I FINALLY have a house big enough to hold more than five people.
Topics: Aging, Auto Fail Life, Baskets, Blood, Critters, Disinfectants, Family Humor, FancySoaps, FlashBacks, FunWithTape, Kid Crud, Malfunctions, Mutants, Soirees, Zombies

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Way back in October, I got a dog – a puppy, actually – a beautiful little black lab/German shepherd mix who is now 4 months old. And for the sake of the blog, I shall call her Shithead.My office is on the second floor of my house and given...
Topics: Uncategorized

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And so it was, on this 24th day of the 11th month in the year of our Lord, two-thousand and eight, we bid adieu to a dear friend.He was a good man, a pure soul.  He was loved by all and revered by many.  His days were filled with wet sponges and carob..
Topics: Auto Fail Life, Blood, Confessions, Kid Crud, Mutants, Tumors, Zombies

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