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{"title":"Happy Independence Day America!","post_url":"http:\/\/sketchsoundsoff.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/happy-independence-day-america.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/sketchsoundsoff","author":null,"date":"2009-07-02 09:15:00","summary":"glitter-graphics.com"}

In a study conducted by the Russians (the original inventors of the microwave oven), Carcinogens were formed in all foods tested. These foods were heated in microwave ovens only for the amount of time needed to cook, thaw, or heat the food to ensure...

{"title":"Read this before using your microwave again","post_url":"http:\/\/sketchsoundsoff.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/read-this-before-using-your-microwave.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/sketchsoundsoff","author":null,"date":"2009-06-30 11:26:00","summary":"In a study conducted by the Russians (the original inventors of the microwave oven), Carcinogens were formed in all foods tested. These foods were heated in microwave ovens only for the amount of time needed to cook, thaw, or heat the food to ensure..."}

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your...
Topics: humor

{"title":"And that's how the fight started.......","post_url":"http:\/\/sketchsoundsoff.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/and-thats-how-fight-started.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/sketchsoundsoff","author":null,"date":"2009-06-22 13:49:00","summary":"A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your..."}

A man was walking down the street with his briefcase and talking on his cell phone. He was heard to say "The bank is helping me get back on my feet. They just repossessed my car." A Kindergarden teacher was getting ready to read a story to...
Topics: humor

{"title":"Cell phone conversations...","post_url":"http:\/\/sketchsoundsoff.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/cell-phone-conversations.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/sketchsoundsoff","author":null,"date":"2009-06-15 03:40:00","summary":"A man was walking down the street with his briefcase and talking on his cell phone. He was heard to say \"The bank is helping me get back on my feet. They just repossessed my car.\" A Kindergarden teacher was getting ready to read a story to..."}

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your...
Topics: humor

{"title":"Stupid but funny 911 calls","post_url":"http:\/\/sketchsoundsoff.blogspot.com\/2009\/06\/stupid-but-funny-911-calls.html","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/sketchsoundsoff","author":null,"date":"2009-06-05 03:44:00","summary":"Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your..."}