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Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block - 7 days ago
Let's be honest: writing is like passing a gallstone. Better yet, writing is like trying to politely kick out that lonely bachelor who's always the last to leave after a party. No... no, wait... actually, writing is like...
Obama (R) Flavored Kool-Aid (R) - 97 days ago
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Study Finds Conservatives Lack Sense of Humor - 110 days ago
A recent psychology study from the University of Idle Research has found that conservatives lack a sense of humor when compared to liberals. "It's something I've always sensed, but needed scientific proof of," says...
Hire Me to Revamp the Stimulus Website! - 118 days ago
Here's an ABC News video that recently caught my attention. Their main focus was how the government is wasting taxpayers' money on road signs promoting stimulus projects -- up to $3,000 per sign. But the thing that really piqued...
California Seeks More Celebrity Deaths To Boost Economy - 125 days ago
The state of California, crippled with a $25 billion deficit, 11.5% unemployment, and a devastating Simon Cowell contract negotiation, is in desperate need of an economic turnaround. But thanks to the recent deaths of Michael Jackson and other famous...



























