Well, I'm back. But where, you may ask, has your trusty Translator been? On an exotic and dangerous quest within the farthest reaches of Asia Minor? A journey within the blistering sand dunes of the Arabian Desert? A voyage down the vine-strangled.

From Yahoo News: The team at the University of Minnesota said the void is nearly a billion light-years across and they have no idea why it is there. "Not only has no one ever found a void this big, but we never even expected to find one this...
Topics: Funny, Humor, Stupid People, Weird

We now travel to Southeast Asia, where we will again translate the language of food delicacies. This time, we will investigate Balut , or fertilized duck eggs that are boiled and eaten with a pinch of salt. Largely considered delicacies in the...
Topics: Asia, Bizarre, Food, Oddities, Weird

Having spent the last four years with Girl Translator and Baby Girl Translator running around the Translator Estate , I’ve slowly gathered the knowledge necessary to accurately translate the Language of Kidspeak . Not since the Rosetta Stone helped us.
Topics: Kid Stuff, Translation

Does anyone take the time to appreciate Spam, these days? It can be quite entertaining. The following is an actual email that I received today: FROM THE DESK OF THE DEPUTY GOVERNOR RESERVE BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA. 370 CHURCH STREET PRETORIA 0002, P.O.BOX..
Topics: Spam, Spamlation, Translation