Why is it that every conversation that two men have ends up in a competition more times than not? I know that we are competitive creatures but what leads us to make bets and argue about inane and trivial happenings?This was not one of those times, this...
Topics: Jackassery

{"title":"I am way more pirate than you","post_url":"http:\/\/projectkickass.com\/i-am-way-more-pirate-than-you\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/Projectkickasscom","author":"monkeychapps2008","date":"2009-11-10 21:54:48","summary":"Why is it that every conversation that two men have ends up in a competition more times than not? I know that we are competitive creatures but what leads us to make bets and argue about inane and trivial happenings?This was not one of those times, this..."}

I wish to take this opportunity and apologize. I try to make our shared workplace a fun and exciting environment to come to. I do realize that some of the things I do may seem off putting and a bit repetitious but I come from the school of thought that...
Topics: Jackassery

{"title":"Dearest co-workers","post_url":"http:\/\/projectkickass.com\/dearest-co-workers\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/Projectkickasscom","author":"monkeychapps2008","date":"2009-10-21 23:26:36","summary":"I wish to take this opportunity and apologize. I try to make our shared workplace a fun and exciting environment to come to. I do realize that some of the things I do may seem off putting and a bit repetitious but I come from the school of thought that..."}

I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attacked by an undead horde.Decapitation-As we all know the only way to...
Topics: I am a tool

{"title":"Zombie attack plan","post_url":"http:\/\/projectkickass.com\/zombie-attack-plan\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/Projectkickasscom","author":"monkeychapps2008","date":"2009-10-06 06:21:46","summary":"I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attacked by an undead horde.Decapitation-As we all know the only way to..."}

Let me state, for the record, I am not fan of Z Coil shoes nor sandals in general. You have joined the two with my most feared most hated persona, the hippie.I am sure you are a nice guy as most of the people I work with are, but dude! You are over 6...
Topics: Random

{"title":"Your Z Coil sandals are freaking me out","post_url":"http:\/\/projectkickass.com\/your-z-coil-sandals-are-freaking-me-out\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/Projectkickasscom","author":"monkeychapps2008","date":"2009-09-24 23:14:19","summary":"Let me state, for the record, I am not fan of Z Coil shoes nor sandals in general. You have joined the two with my most feared most hated persona, the hippie.I am sure you are a nice guy as most of the people I work with are, but dude! You are over 6..."}

I swear mam, no one is calling you that.That would be highly unprofessional and totally not keeping in the vein of great customer service you have received lo these many years. What lo?Its an old timey word, like in the Bible.I use it to distract my...
Topics: I am a tool

{"title":"The Snack Hole","post_url":"http:\/\/projectkickass.com\/snack-hole\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/Projectkickasscom","author":"monkeychapps2008","date":"2009-08-13 13:36:24","summary":"I swear mam, no one is calling you that.That would be highly unprofessional and totally not keeping in the vein of great customer service you have received lo these many years.\u00a0What lo?Its an old timey word, like in the Bible.I use it to distract my..."}