Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up...
Topics: Bobby Finstock, erotic fan fiction, erotica, Featured Crap of the Week, Gonzo, Lead Articles, Olsen Twins, Sex/Dating/Relationships

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Yeah I know this all happened two weeks ago and I didn’t jump on it when it happened. I have an excuse I was in Vegas and then I was too lazy to write about it so bite me.I have to say I completely love the entire Balloon Boy thing and I hope his dad...
Topics: balloon boy, Bobby Finstock, comedy, Featured Crap of the Week, humor, kim, Lead Articles, Paris Hilton, tea parties

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(There was one post that I totally missed from when I went on vacation. Here is a guest post about everyone’s favorite couple…)I’m sure I don’t have to convince you to hate these people, they have the charm of airport security...
Topics: Guest Blogger

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I have a pretty bad weakness when kids try and sell me shit that I don’t want. Not because I love children (in either type of way you are thinking) but because I remember how shitty it was to go door to door peddling shit that NOBODY wanted to support..
Topics: Bobby Finstock, boy scouts, crap, Featured Crap of the Week, Lead Articles, MILF, My Life, popcorn, selling, Women

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Last night I embarked on my continuing social experiment of trying to find the best source of quality women to date by going to a speed-dating event. I had the preconceived notion heading in that speed dating would be a complete and utter freak show. In..
Topics: Bobby Finstock, comedy, Featured Crap of the Week, humor, Lead Articles, ovaries, relationships, Sex/Dating/Relationships, shelly duval, speed dating

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