(If you are under 18 this doesn’t apply to you. Everyone expects you to have horrible taste when it comes to pop culture. Your mom had it. Your mother’s mother had it. It is just a fact of life. Now go paint tear drops on something.)Last year when...
Topics: Bobby Finstock, comedy, Featured Crap of the Week, humor, Lead Articles, new moon, twilight, twilight sucks

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Usually I take celebrity deaths mourn for about twenty-five seconds and then move on with my life. Of course other times I have gone the other way and carried on like they were the greatest events ever, like when Anna Nicole Smith died.We lost a few...
Topics: Bobby Finstock, comedy, Featured Crap of the Week, humor, ken ober, Lead Articles, remote control, stud boy

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This weekend the latest film by auteur Roland Emmerich, 2012, was released.  As usual, the film is a brilliant, multidimensional rumination on various aspects of modern mankind as it looks into the mirror at itself, puzzling over the big questions: why..
Topics: 10000 bc, 2012, bad cgi, Donkeysosa, Featured Crap of the Week, godzilla, horrible movies, independence day, Lead Articles, roland emmerich, the day after tomorrow, the patriot

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Throughout this week I have been studying who reads this blog, who I am friends with on Facebook, and who follows me on Twiter. The one conclusion I arrived at is that everyone is old and will probably being dying at some point in the future.You dying...
Topics: Bobby Finstock, CMA Awards, comedy, Featured Crap of the Week, humor, Lead Articles, snl, sparkles, Taylor Swift, unicorn tears

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One thing that I learned while growing up is that you never snitch on people. One of my “friends” in high school ratted out a few of my friends and I when we were pulling a practical joke (or causing massive damage depending on your point of view)...
Topics: Bobby Finstock, comedy, dousing people on fire with rubbing alcohol, Featured Crap of the Week, gang rape, humor, Lead Articles, snitches get stitches

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