No time to read a book for book club?
Topics: A Load More Funny Graphs, Berlusconi, Book Club Cheats, books, christmas, funny graphs, Niccolo Ammaniti, reading, reviews

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Coffee shops like Starbucks have simply offered too much choice to people who can't deal with it
Topics: A Load More Funny Graphs, coffee, Costa, facebook, farnham, fun graphs, funny math, James Clifford Kent, ploop thinking, Starbucks, surrey, therapy

{"title":"Complex coffee orderers need help","post_url":"http:\/\/www.plooptionary.com\/2009\/12\/14\/complex-coffee-orderers-need-help\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/www.plooptionary.com\/feed\/","author":"ploop","date":"2009-12-14 04:01:55","summary":"Coffee shops like Starbucks have simply offered too much choice to people who can't deal with it"}

We read, and you get a synopsis allowing you to sound urbane and witty at book club without having to waste vauluable time reading.
Topics: armando ianucci, audacity of hype, book club, Book Club Cheats, book reviews, books, cheat, cheats, funny graphs, politics

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I’ve spent most of the weekend being confused by Noel Edmonds. He upsets me and intrigues me in equal measure - but my overriding feeling is of wishing I had him caged by my front door so I could simply electrocute him absentmindedly whenever i...
Topics: absentmindedly, caged, electrocute, funny, funny graphs, graphs, humor, humour, intrigues, jewellery, matters, men, noel edmonds, ploop thinking, thugs, upsets, wishing

{"title":"Men and Jewellery - give me strength","post_url":"http:\/\/www.plooptionary.com\/2009\/12\/07\/male-jewellery-give-me-strength\/","feed_url":"http:\/\/www.plooptionary.com\/feed\/","author":"ploop","date":"2009-12-07 03:51:19","summary":"I’ve spent most of the weekend being confused by Noel Edmonds. He upsets me and intrigues me in equal measure - but my overriding feeling is of wishing I had him caged by my front door so I could simply electrocute him absentmindedly whenever i..."}

Yep - invite arrived and it requests people wear wigs and glasses.  Why?  What’s wrong with people? Are they so worried their party will be piss poor that they need to get people to dress up to ‘have fun’. I wish I wasn’t...
Topics: arrived, dress, dressing up, fancy dress, funny graphs, glasses, grumpy, invite, party, piss, wigs, worried

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