Fact: A child laughs up to 300 times a day. Compared to an adult, who laughs only 10-15 times a day on average. Assuming this statistic is correct, I would probably categorize this as the saddest thing I have ever heard. I can’t help but draw the...
Topics: douche bag boyfriend, how often do kids laugh, outnumbered, parenting, smiley faces, The saddest thing in the world, Twinkies

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1. My Wife 2. My Kids 3. My Mom 4. My Grandma 5. My Dad and Step-Mom 6. My In-Laws 7. My Brother and his family 8. My Sister 9. My Uncle 10. All of my cousins and my extended family. 11. My Friends 12. Public Restrooms 13. Cutis Sliwa and The Guardian...
Topics: 100 things to be thankful for, i am thankful for my wife, kosher butchers, natalie portman is hot, outnumbered, parenting, thanksgiving, turkey dinner

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Dear Nick, Brian, A.J. and Howie, I know you fellas are probably quite busy at the moment, on the heels of the big release of the new album, “This Is Us” . I just wanted to take a moment to reach out and discuss the possible merits of a mutually...
Topics: backstreet boys, backstreet boys new album, Into The Millennium Tour, kevin richardson, nick carter, outnumbered, vocal audition tape

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Driving in the car with my two daughters. My wife is at the Salon, again. We are on a mission. French Toast and Bacon at the Diner. I have Black Sabbath playing in the CD player. I love Black Sabbath but it is obvious that my daughters do not share this..
Topics: Black Sabbath, Diner, Driving with your kids, French Toast and Bacon, kids fighting in the car, Listening to the radio in the car, outnumbered, Ozzy, parenting

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Let’s have some Friday fun! OK, here we go. “DO-YOU-WANT-TO-PLAY-A-GAME?” If you somehow read that to yourself in that fucked up, disturbing computer voice from War Games, then you can stay. There’s a game that I love to play with my friends....
Topics: drinking games, F marry or kill, jewel, outnumbered, parenting, tina fey, wife's best friend

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