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Robyn Action Figure Syndrome - 211 days ago
I am totally psychic. Do you know why? If so, clearly you are psychic as well.Just this very Monday, I was telling Jill about this weird thing that happens after I break things off with a dude. Not to sound like a crazy egomaniac, but I swear to GOD,...
Slow, Slow, Quick, Quick... Aw Hell To The No... - 215 days ago
I was informed today that... horror of horrors... one of my all time favorite movies from childhood, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, is going to be remade as a freakin' Miley Cyrus vehicle.I hate life.
Is it wrong that every time I watch Intervention, the thing that keeps nagging at me is how these people are ALWAYS in a relationship- and usually with like, the nicest person ever. Sometimes they've been married several times, which is totally mind..
Asti Spumante - 222 days ago
Darlings. It is a fact that Asti Spumante turns me into Tallulah Bankhead at midnight and a giant pile of mush and pain in the morning. Oy.Also, it is a fact that the employees of late night dining establishments tend to go all Dr. Huxtable on every...
Bacon: No Sir, I Don't Like It - 239 days ago
(This is how every library should be. No bacon in the library. Ever.)Ok, look- it seems as though everyone will not shut the fuck up about bacon these days. I'm starting to feel left out and out of the loop, because bacon is probably my least... Topics: Bacon, Food, Stories














