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( Supermarket | Montreal, QC, Canada ) (I’m assisting a customer in the parking lot with her groceries. She presses the lock button on the driver’s side door and closes it.)Customer: “Oh no! I locked my keys in the ignition!”Me:...
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( Video Rental | Vancouver, BC, Canada ) Coworker: “Whoops, looks like there’s a 30 cent late fee on here for [movie]. It was returned a day late, so your total will be $6.25.”Customer: “What?! That’s impossible! I returned..
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( Restaurant | Oshawa, ON, Canada ) Me: “So, can I get you anything else?”Customer: “No, I’d like to make a complaint. The chicken was dirty. You didn’t wash it off before cooking it. Could you take it off my bill?”Me:.
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( Supermarket | United Kingdom ) Me: “That will be 23.75.”Customer: “Hey, weren’t you that guy from Romeo and Juliet?”Me: “Yes, I was. Did you see the performance?”Customer: “I did, but why are you working..
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( Bank | Minneapolis, MN, USA ) (A customer is doing a large cash withdrawal at our credit union.)Me: “Would you like large bills today?”Customer: “Yes. Can I get one thousand dollar bills?”Me: “The largest bill the fed...
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