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Thank God For Grandmothers - 2 hours ago
Customer: “Excuse me, but can you please take a look at this pizza here?”Me: “Uh… well, that looks pretty delicious to me.”Customer: “It looks very lumpy.”Me: “Well, it’s a pizza, and you’ve... Topics: pizza, restaurant, Uncategorized

Sure, Let Me Get On My Hamster Wheel - 2 hours ago
(This was during a HUGE power outage in New York. The entire city was out of power.)Me: “Thanks for calling, my name is Carrie. How can I help you?”Customer: “My TV is not working.”Me: “Okay, what’s it... Topics: call center, Uncategorized

And They Say Time Travel Is Impossible - 2 hours ago
Customer: ”How much longer is your department open today?”Me: “Two hours.”Customer: “Oh… uhm, you on Mountain Time, then?”Me: “No, we’re on Pacific.”Customer: “I’m in Mountain time,. Topics: tech support, Uncategorized

One Last Parting Shot, Part 2 - 1 day ago
Me: Thank you for calling **** How may I assist you?Customer: “Yes! Finally! There is something wrong with my cellphone.”Me: “Alright, ma’am. I’ll be more than glad to help you with that. What seems to be the... Topics: call center, Uncategorized

It’s All Downhill From Here - 1 day ago
(I’m making small talk with a customer while waiting for his computer to boot up. This is after talking about the weather in his area. The following takes place without missing a beat.)Me: “Yeah, well, I have a friend from... Topics: tech support, Uncategorized




















