( Grocery Store | Portland, ME, USA ) (I work at a small grocery store owned by my Grandpa. It’s in the middle of summer and a customer wearing a thick jacket comes in.)Customer: “Can I get some cigarettes?”Grandpa: “Excuse me,...
Topics: grocery store, Uncategorized

{"title":"Best. Grandpa. Ever.","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/best-grandpa-ever\/3230","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-20 04:00:51","summary":"( Grocery Store | Portland, ME, USA ) (I work at a small grocery store owned by my Grandpa. It’s in the middle of summer and a customer wearing a thick jacket comes in.)Customer: “Can I get some cigarettes?”Grandpa: “Excuse me,..."}

( Jewelry Store | Leicestershire, UK ) (I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”Customer: “But it’s on my left!”Me:...
Topics: jewelry store, Uncategorized

{"title":"Wrong About The Right","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/wrong-about-the-right\/3223","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-20 03:00:35","summary":"( Jewelry Store | Leicestershire, UK ) (I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”Customer: “But it’s on my left!”Me:..."}

( Hotel | Sanibel, FL, USA ) Customer: “Hi, I’m planning to stay here for a few days and just wanted to find out whether I can bring pets.”Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our hotel has a strict no pet policy.”Customer:...
Topics: hotel, Uncategorized

{"title":"Third Tail\u2019s A Charm","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/third-tails-a-charm\/3226","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-20 03:00:07","summary":"( Hotel | Sanibel, FL, USA ) Customer: “Hi, I’m planning to stay here for a few days and just wanted to find out whether I can bring pets.”Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our hotel has a strict no pet policy.”Customer:..."}

( Pet Store | San Diego, CA, USA ) (I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.)Me: “So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?”Customer: “Yeah, I think I’m going to. What do rabbits need?”Me:...
Topics: pet store, Uncategorized

{"title":"How About A Chia Pet Instead","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/how-about-a-chia-pet-instead\/3219","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-20 01:00:55","summary":"( Pet Store | San Diego, CA, USA ) (I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.)Me: “So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?”Customer: “Yeah, I think I’m going to. What do rabbits need?”Me:..."}

( Grocery Store | Greensboro, NC, USA ) (I am waiting to bag a couple’s groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.)Customer: *out of earshot of wife* “Let me tell you something.”Me:...
Topics: grocery store, Uncategorized

{"title":"At Least They Made It To The Paper Anniversary","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/at-least-they-made-it-to-the-paper-anniversary\/3216","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-19 04:00:03","summary":"( Grocery Store | Greensboro, NC, USA ) (I am waiting to bag a couple’s groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.)Customer: *out of earshot of wife* “Let me tell you something.”Me:..."}