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( Grocery Store | Portland, ME, USA ) (I work at a small grocery store owned by my Grandpa. It’s in the middle of summer and a customer wearing a thick jacket comes in.)Customer: “Can I get some cigarettes?”Grandpa: “Excuse me,...
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( Jewelry Store | Leicestershire, UK ) (I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”Customer: “But it’s on my left!”Me:...
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( Hotel | Sanibel, FL, USA ) Customer: “Hi, I’m planning to stay here for a few days and just wanted to find out whether I can bring pets.”Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but our hotel has a strict no pet policy.”Customer:...
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( Pet Store | San Diego, CA, USA ) (I walk up to a customer and her family holding one of our pet store rabbits.)Me: “So, are you ready to buy that rabbit?”Customer: “Yeah, I think I’m going to. What do rabbits need?”Me:...
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( Grocery Store | Greensboro, NC, USA ) (I am waiting to bag a couple’s groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.)Customer: *out of earshot of wife* “Let me tell you something.”Me:...
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