( Supermarket | Montreal, QC, Canada ) (I’m assisting a customer in the parking lot with her groceries. She presses the lock button on the driver’s side door and closes it.)Customer: “Oh no! I locked my keys in the ignition!”Me:...
Topics: supermarket, Uncategorized

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( Video Rental | Vancouver, BC, Canada ) Coworker: “Whoops, looks like there’s a 30 cent late fee on here for [movie]. It was returned a day late, so your total will be $6.25.”Customer: “What?! That’s impossible! I returned..
Topics: Uncategorized, video rental

{"title":"Learning By Example","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/learning-by-example\/3060","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-06 07:18:27","summary":"( Video Rental | Vancouver, BC, Canada ) Coworker: “Whoops, looks like there’s a 30 cent late fee on here for [movie]. It was returned a day late, so your total will be $6.25.”Customer: “What?! That’s impossible! I returned.."}

( Restaurant | Oshawa, ON, Canada ) Me: “So, can I get you anything else?”Customer: “No, I’d like to make a complaint. The chicken was dirty. You didn’t wash it off before cooking it. Could you take it off my bill?”Me:.
Topics: restaurant, Uncategorized

{"title":"You Can\u2019t Scam Your Cake And Eat It Too","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/you-cant-scam-your-cake-and-eat-it-too\/3071","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-06 07:18:02","summary":"( Restaurant | Oshawa, ON, Canada ) Me: “So, can I get you anything else?”Customer: “No, I’d like to make a complaint. The chicken was dirty. You didn’t wash it off before cooking it. Could you take it off my bill?”Me:."}

( Supermarket | United Kingdom ) Me: “That will be 23.75.”Customer: “Hey, weren’t you that guy from Romeo and Juliet?”Me: “Yes, I was. Did you see the performance?”Customer: “I did, but why are you working..
Topics: supermarket, Uncategorized

{"title":"You\u2019re Not On Candid Camera","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/youre-not-on-candid-camera\/3068","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-06 07:17:24","summary":"( Supermarket | United Kingdom ) Me: “That will be 23.75.”Customer: “Hey, weren’t you that guy from Romeo and Juliet?”Me: “Yes, I was. Did you see the performance?”Customer: “I did, but why are you working.."}

( Bank | Minneapolis, MN, USA ) (A customer is doing a large cash withdrawal at our credit union.)Me: “Would you like large bills today?”Customer: “Yes. Can I get one thousand dollar bills?”Me: “The largest bill the fed...
Topics: bank, Uncategorized

{"title":"In That Case, I\u2019d Like To Buy A Vowel","post_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/in-that-case-id-like-to-buy-a-vowel\/3054","feed_url":"http:\/\/notalwaysright.com\/feed","author":null,"date":"2009-11-05 04:00:46","summary":"( Bank | Minneapolis, MN, USA ) (A customer is doing a large cash withdrawal at our credit union.)Me: “Would you like large bills today?”Customer: “Yes. Can I get one thousand dollar bills?”Me: “The largest bill the fed..."}