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Review: Turtles Forever - 5 days ago
Before we go on to the review, I’m running this little contest. The details are at the very end of this blog entry. So read on!I don’t know about you, but I’m a big TMNT fan. Well, not big enough to make me collect the comics and have... Topics: april o' neal, casey jones, dimension x, donatello, google wave invites, krang, leonardo, michelangelo, raphael, Reviews, shredder, splinter, technodrome, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT, Turtles Forever
Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower - 11 days ago
Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up ["But Ade, you don't... Topics: balcony, Cheverlou, clown makeup, fat clown, fat guy, Featured Post, harem, imaginary friend, imaginary women, king leonidas, Leonid Meteor Shower, margarita, meteor garden, nubile women, police alarm, Stuff, Weirdness, women in bikinis
WARNING: Crappy entry ahead. What. I have a migraine.So I was going to sit down and write another installment of Down the Highway, but this stupid headache won’t let me. It’s like two rock creatures were fucking with abandon in my head.Okay,..
Topics: analogy, boulder, deus ex machina, filler, frank, frankie, franklyn, headache, incoherent, manny pacquiao, migraine, para sa yo, pebble, Personal, rock, Stuff, ufo
Topics: analogy, boulder, deus ex machina, filler, frank, frankie, franklyn, headache, incoherent, manny pacquiao, migraine, para sa yo, pebble, Personal, rock, Stuff, ufo
Moratorium: That Jose Mari Chan Christmas Song - 18 days ago
Before anything else, let me post a YouTube video of that cursed song. Please feel free to play it over and over again as you read my blog entry so you can get into my state of mind as I wrote this.Back when I was a kid, hearing Christmas songs weeks... Topics: christmas in our hearts, christmas in our hearts jose mari chan, christmas in our hearts video, desperation, jose mari chan, lonliness, malls, shopping, Stuff
Nokia E63 Review - 33 days ago
My previous blog entry got a grand total of zero comments. Except maybe for that Nigerian dude who wanted to give me his riches for a small price (I’m wiring him my life savings as we speak) and that Japanese girl who wanted me to install this... Topics: black, E63, gadget review, iPod, kitten, marocharim, nokia, Nokia E63 Review, P-P-P-Powerbook, Reviews, shuriken, zombie




























