This morning, a random selection from the NAB Mailbag:Dear New Age Bitch,I read that our thoughts create our reality. And I’m really starting to believe it! Last Christmas, the Friday before when all the malls were like PACKED I started picturing a.
Topics: Dear New Age Bitch

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We all have a friend like this. You know the one. Ditsy, big watery eyes, forever gazing up at the sky and sighing with apparent lack of brain function. And then looking at you earnestly, telling you that in order to be happy, you have to forgive...
Topics: Advice, blame, forgiveness, Glenn Beck, New Age douchery, Woo-woo hoo-hoo

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Oh, you gotta love Wal-Mart. I know I do. After all, the smell — it’s the same in every store, trust me, The Bitch has done her research — is addictive, kind of like the secret 361 unpronounceable ingredients in every Happy Meal that keep you...
Topics: Robert Stephens, screaming kids, slap, Uncategorized, Wal-Mart

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Ah, 1997. Remember Teh Internets back then*? Prodigy. AOL. Dial-up! The height of technology was the Hamster Dance, one of a horrific endless plague of cute little tiny animated GIFs. Remember them? Those little suckers were everywhere, at least until...
Topics: 2012, ascended masters, ascension, Baby Jebus, the Rapture, Woo-woo hoo-hoo

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Dudes, you welcomed The Bitch back with open arms. Awesome! (Next time, a little deodorant, maybe? Think of others before you embrace so fervently.)And now the pressure is on. Fine. In the last eight months or whatever, The Bitch has had plenty of time...
Topics: 11:11, chocolate soul brother, Life, omens, signs, soul, Woo-woo hoo-hoo

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