You know how I feel about memes, but I’m still masticating on the post ideas you gave me so I stole this one from Avitable. Stole at least one of his answers, too. Or did I? That’s for you to figure out.9 Layers: a meme to peel away the...
Topics: avitable, memes, new age bitch, Uncategorized

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Well well, so another calendar page blew off the wall and it’s December again. Do you care? Except for all the stress you feel when it’s December? Too bad you can’t enjoy it, but no, you’re too busy waiting in line at Wal-Mart, or.
Topics: Bitching, blogging, Fluff, masturbation, new age bitch, original content

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Why do you fall for this, time and time again? Obviously, because you know it's true . I have something you don't have that you absolutely NEED. The Bitch is self-assured, relaxed, all-wise, all-knowing, all-powerful, and I can give you all you..
Topics: Advice, bitch, Bitching, bullshit, enlightenment, masturbation, Rants

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The Bitch has been busy.Not only that, but The Bitch is just effing tired. Heh, I said ‘effing’ when I go ahead and say ‘fuck’ in the title. That’s irony. Either that, or The Bitch is just freaking tired. Too tired to type...
Topics: Advice, election, Life, Obama, perception, Rants, shit

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So The Bitch was talking to one of her minions Fellow Brilliant Blog-Type Persons recently, and this Blog-Type Person* is sort of brilliant and totally let the phrase “Stop Global Whining” slip out all unintentionally and of course The Bitch..
Topics: blog action day 2008, kiva, Life, LOLcats, microloans, Rants, whining

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