Oh, how can I kiss thee? Let me count the ways… The Sloppy Kiss I can slap your lips and cheeks with my tongue, draping it everywhere until your face is a dripping mess of saliva. Extra points for long strands dangling from your chin. The...
Topics: Dating, Romance

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I thought it kind of my friend to leave those chocolate eggs in my fridge. She had needed a place to crash for a while. Since I was out of town, I offered up my place, provided she didn't go around snooping through my porn stash or crack needles. (I.
Topics: Bad Days, Friends, Stupidness

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"Awww, what a cute little turtle!" he marveled. The baby turtle, about the size of his thumb's fingernail, wiggled on his finger. Its tiny legs struggled to climb and move somewhere. "It's so cute it looks almost good to eat!...
Topics: Terror, Writing

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It was a fine sunny day when I took a stroll through the zoo with my stuffed puppy. Because, c'mon, who wouldn't want to stroll through the zoo with their stuffed puppy? I passed by the lemur cage and heard a rattle. A lemur was staring up at..
Topics: Stupidness, Terror, Writing

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"It's so hot out here," muttered Poppy the pigeon. The fountain in the park invited him for a spell. He soared down, perched on the edge, and jabbed his tiny pigeon head into the stream. "Ahhh, refreshing." It was. The...
Topics: Bad Days, Kids, Stupidness, Writing

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