Today I present to you, fine reader... Further evidence that our country is headed right down the shitter. Or, in this case: "Chitter." In part one of the 'Our Country is Fucked' series , we learned that the kids in my wife's...
Topics: if Spanish is the new English we're all doomed, sad teaching stories, wife

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Before I start today: New Bling I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest last week . I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly . You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money...
Topics: humor, inspirational posters, motivational posters

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WARNING: Gross blog post ahead. (grosser than, you know, usual) You've been warned. ************************* Well...looks like it's a TMI day here on "Mental Poo." Saying there's "Too Much Information" here on Mental Poo..
Topics: Diana Ross is totally gonna sue me, friends, sex, tmi thursday

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Meetings bug me. In this case, though... I mean it LITERALLY. Today I was in a meeting filled with 20 people. I fucking HATE meetings. Regardless, I sat in the corner of the room near the window, next to my friend Kristin. As I was sitting down, I...
Topics: the only hard work I do is try to look like I'm working hard, work

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Shit. I've become one of THOSE people. I know you're thinking 'underwear model,' but that's not what I mean. (Hanes...call me) No..this Halloween I became one of those people... ...who DRESSES UP THEIR DOG. * blink You know, for...
Topics: dogs, halloween, kids

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