..and that's how grandma got a sunburn. Let me explain... You see... I’m a pretty gassy guy. I’m not sure why... ...as it’s not like all I eat is beans and squirt cheese. (Great...now I want beans and squirt cheese) But really... ...most days...
Topics: poop

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You knew it was coming. (hands woman a towel) Wow. Got disgusting there right off the bat. GAME ON, BABY! I'm actually talking about this post. The latest rage for bloggers is to self-promote themselves by reposting some of their Twitter Tweets as...
Topics: about me, contact me, twitter tweets

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This was posted back in August...when everyone was on vacation and no one was reading. So I'm reposting. Yeah..you may have seen it before in different posts of mine. Tough shit. My blog, my rules. In fact, I've even ADDED a new one to the...
Topics: motivational posters

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HIYA! Scared? This is 'Part Two' of my karate tournament recap. For Part One, click here . When we last left our hero (me - hellooooo? my blog), we were in this situation: I had just finished my first bout of sparring by defeating a...
Topics: karate, my son can kick your sons ass

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Alternate title for this post: Suck it, Jesus! But that might be pushing my luck. Let me explain. My son and I both entered a karate tournament over the weekend. ***** Sidebar ***** I'm 41 years old and just competed in a karate tournament. Really...
Topics: karate, kids, my son can kick your sons ass

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