Margie and Edna's Basement
Television humor
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Margie and Sandra Lee - 208 days ago
Margie: Edna, look how pretty I look today. This yellow dress is so becoming with my yellow shoes and this white bow in my hair. I don't look a day over 29. Isn't it nice to feel so lovely and girlish? Edna: Oh my Lord. The doctor told me when... Topics: dessert, food, food network, linens, pastor, sandra lee
The hunkiest man in the Basement is... - 209 days ago
Mr. Paul Newman! Thank you all for voting in our "Hunkiest" poll! We were excited that so many of you voted, and the poll produced some interesting results. James Garner took a surprising early lead, but Paul Newman soon emerged as the... Topics: hunky men, paul newman, poll results, polldaddy
The Exercise Program - 216 days ago
Edna: Margie, I heard the oddest thing when I was at the beauty parlor yesterday, but...I'm just not sure what to make of it. Margie: Lawsy me, Edna, there's no telling what you heard in that place of old gossips. What did you hear? Edna: You... Topics: cardio, exercise, firemen, fitness, health, stripper pole
Johnny Appleseed - 460 days ago
Edna: Margie, I was at the grocery store today buying a jar of applesauce, and a woman in line told me that today is Johnny Appleseed 's birthday. Is that true? Margie: Edna, you mean applesauce has seeds? Johnny Appleseed? Didn't he live next.. Topics: apple trees, Johnny Appleseed
Sweet Treats - 461 days ago
Edna: Margie, I've noticed something interesting about our readers. Would you like me to tell you what it is? Margie: I would like to know if you're planning to tell the truth. Edna: Margie, unlike some others I could name, I almost always... Topics: dimples, donuts, dunkin donuts, josh holloway, krispy kreme, sweet treat


