“Ade”, my bandmate said. “What the hell are we doing here?” “What do you mean?” I asked. “What are we in this world for? Why are we living this life? What is our God-given purpose?” “Dude, what the fuck.” I stared at my bandmate...

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I LAUGH OUT LOUD! Forget your stupid flag. Pretty soon, you will sing the Lunar Anthem of Mayhem ( formerly known as R.E.M.’s “Man on the Moon” ) that goes a little something like this: Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don’t know about you, but since I’ve started establishing my online identity, I’ve dedicated half of my life to hiding what I do from my boss and co-workers. Considering that, why would I let them know how idle I am at work (very), where I spend..

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When you ask me what my favorite movie is, I’d probably stay quiet for a while and give you some pretentious artsy shit like City of God , or even the incomprehensible Babel to impress you. And if you happen to possess a vagina, I’d probably even...

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So today, the Beijing Olympics have officially started. Not that I care, of course. Everybody knows that I'm a big tub of lard whose main physical activity would be the three minute walk from my bed to the computer table. To Plurk . (Speaking of...

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