“DO YOU have the pearl necklace?” I bellowed.“I shall never tell!” cried Lady Marmalade, the last of the suspects to be interviewed.“Tell me!” I roared, bringing my cane down upon her naked buttocks.Lady Marmalade...
Topics: botter, detective, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, humour, Jennifer Eels, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, magpie, Major Thrashing, mystery, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, summing up, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle, Winsome Pine

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WINSOME PINE sat in a chair across the desk from Botter and I, chewing his nails nervously. I eyed him suspiciously, then leant back in my chair, contemplating my opening gambit. If I was to extract the truth from this suspect, then my line of...
Topics: botter, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lord Likely, mystery, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle, Winsome Pine

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I ENSCONCED myself back in the Fircombe’s study, where I planned to interview each and every guest in the hope of finally uncovering the cad responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace, and thus hopefully allowing the party to...
Topics: botter, fiction, humour, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, mystery, Peeves, racist, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

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The Story Thus Far…Lord Likely - Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action - was invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, at the behest of the Duke and the Duchess of Fircombe.Never one to leave a ball unattended, Likely duly set...
Topics: botter, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, Fircombe Hall, investigation, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, mystery, orgy, Pilferton Swypes, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

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WELL HUZZAH! ‘Tis time to hang out the bunting, crack open the champage, and set fire to an urchin in celebration - my beloved journals have been relocated! Hip, hip, hoo-bloody-ray!Regular readers will recall that I had somehow misplaced my...
Topics: damned good pounding, diary, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, humour, intercourse, journals, Lady Softbreath, Lord Likely, mystery, Random Insertions, Victorian

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