I know that doesn’t sound really nice coming from someone who happens to have five of them…but…My children are actually almost 19, 16, 13, 10, and 7 years old…Let’s start with babies…you know…the little ones....
Topics: Blogroll, Boogers, Crap, Humor, Life, Parenting, Teenagers, Uncategorized

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I think I am getting the hang of this new kind of slang gangsta talkity speak…I thought a brick was something bricklayers used to make buildings, and houses, and shit, turns out it means that it is “cold”…as in “Turn up the.
Topics: Boredom, Humor, Language, Life, Parenting, Slang

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I am going to give you a scenario…A couple of weeks ago I interviewed 80 gagillion people for 3 positions that I needed to fill at my office. The first one of the morning was a very impressive, cute, young, nicely dressed young lady, who was fairly.
Topics: Blogroll, Career, Humor, Job, Life, Uncategorized, Work ethic

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So yesterday marked the joyous event of my 29th…oops…39th birthday. Thanks to my homegirl “T“, it was an extra special night of eating, drinking (duh), crawling through small spaces, and bowling fun! However, either I drank waaay..
Topics: Bars, Beer, Drink, Getting older, Humor, Life, Sleep, Stupidity

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Ok, so I feel somewhat like a complete and total moron most days lately…here is what I have done in the last week…feel free to sympathise on the basis that you have done some of these same things…As I am talking to my aunt on the...
Topics: Forgetfullness, Hangover, Job, Life, Uncategorized

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