Laconic Harangue
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Sentients 1; Householders 0 - 656 days ago
Once upon a mendicant time, tenacious porridge ran stealthily abound the florid garden gates. It pestled and freshened, but not a single hurdling zealot plundered its vagaries. Pestilential and glory-pored, it slithered and steamed, unblessed. Terra...

I Shall Troll Until All Is Abash - 843 days ago
Clementine snippets of gleam pasteurized upon the Bengal shore. Heuristic clash ends miffed and stinted; they could nay wrestle insidious calumnies amend. If I holstered a fine extortion and freshened a virulent treacle, then why would you ornate your...

The World's Smartest Man - 898 days ago
Listen to the poem: Get this widget | Share | Track details If Kierkegaard and Hegel madder thy game And preeminent transliterates make thee lame While fabulists and parsings singe and maim Then World's Smartest Man must be thy name. If.. Topics: world's smartest man

The Feaster of Pumbiah - 903 days ago
Listen to the Story: Get this widget | Share | Track details Standing kilter upon a flickering Puget of gleam, the Feaster of Pumbiah indentured his consular sword to pleat the fleecing clouds of Moormiash. With caricature ablaze and kilts...

Sultan's Yarrow Sticks - 934 days ago
Antimony besets the disheveled hordes When mendacious Klansmen obfuscate Sultan’s yarrow sticks conjugate fiords While welterweights spurn a danker fate














