Before we bought our own place in Twickenham, we lived for a few years in a little first floor one bedroom apartment in Acton. We flew home from there to get married and came back to live there again afterward. It was cosy and it was fun. Even when...
Topics: ass, funny, sister, story, wife

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The first house we bought was in Twickenham, Middlesex (outside of London) back in the mid-nineteen-nineties. It was a cute little two-up-two-down semi-detached terraced affair with an apple tree in the back garden and a front garden that was so small...
Topics: basil, cat, fawlty, flap, funny, house, kick, story

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Let’s try to get a little Halloween Spirit going okay? (Ken steps up to podium) Ever since Michael Myers first pulled on his William Shatner mask. (It so was a 'Shat-Mask', go and look it up if you don’t believe me.) Well ever since then,...
Topics: bad, contest, dress, evan, fancy, halloween

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I am not quite ready to tell you about how I became a published playwright this weekend (I’ll do that next time). So it’s really very handy that Fragileheart has tagged me with one of those Meme things where you have to reel seven things off about...
Topics: facts, meme, seven, weird

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I was talking to a friend of my son today who ripped his pants around the butt area while playing volleyball in school. This reminded me of the time my class went swimming and somebody stole my trousers. I think I was eleven or maybe twelve at the time...
Topics: humour, memory, pants, purple, stolen, story

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