If you ever find yourself in Washington, D.C., on a Tuesday ... hang out with my friends.I am not in D.C. today, but, if I was, I'd so be at Tattoo for Industry Night (which is for people in the nightlife world who typically don't work on...

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I introduced my friend, Roosh, to the "game" years ago. Now, he's making $24.97 a pop playing it.His book is a riot. Buy it. "Bang! More Lays In 60 Days" by Roosv VYou go, boy!Photo: Me and Roosh at Topaz circa 2004. He hates this.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden ran some errands in LA last week.First stop was the DCMA store where they said hi to Benji and were secretly shadowed by my friend, Soapbox Killer, who is in the background of several paparazzi shots on gossip sites around...

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My dark side is coming out to play.[Twilight Zone music]My latest short story, Failing To Kill Ourselves: A Conversation, which is a part of my Modern Lullabies collection, makes me wonder just how many sick and twisted tales this brain of mine can...

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In this commercial, two hornball teens practice speed dressing, so they can get it on in the basement without getting caught. (Can you get fully dressed in 18 seconds?)And, even though the video says it is sponsored by JCPenney, it's allegedly not....

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