*Dusts off her keyboard*I recently read somewhere that websites live and die by their update schedule. If that’s the case, then this website is something of a zombie. Officially it’s dead, but I enjoy giving it just enough juice to reanimate..
Topics: attractive, blog, blogs, constant struggle, depression, dookie, dusts, funk, goodness, hell, host fees, internet, internet usage, job, keyboard, laziness, life, loser, Love, mediocrity, myspace, news, relationship, relationships, sex, struggle, sweets, Uncategorized, weird, zombie

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So… yeah.  A whole month has gone by and I didn’t update at all. That’s typical of me actually. But you know what I do appreciate? I appreciate the people that stop by and check on me from time to time. I love that. When all hope is...
Topics: Awesomeness, bad smell, blog, blogging, blogosphere, blogs, book ideas, compliments, crap, feelings, fingers, frustration, greatness, hell, hopeful, Humor, laziness, logic, Love, main goal, mean, momentum, personal thing, personality, presence, pure shite, rush, short stories, slumps, truth, weird, whatev, widget

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It turns out it’s bad to fart on someone even if you think they’re asleep.Sorry Jan, I honestly didn’t know.
Topics: accident, apologize, bad smell, fart, flatulence, gas, gross, Humor, nasty, oops, sorry, sour

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… or is it?There have been some ghastly rumors going around I feel I need to address. Let this post serve as one that separates FACT from FICTION.FICTION: JillianApproved has decided to close up shop.This is not true. Now mind you, I could have...
Topics: benefit of the doubt, blog, blogging, blogs, carson palmer, chatterboxes, crack whore, creativity, damn lie, dark alley, dating, derek anderson, doctors, fantasy, fantasy football team, fantasy season, feelings, fiction fiction, funny, girlies, girls, hot, Humor, loss, mean, myspace, new era, news, pile of shit, runneth, shit, shopping, straight losses, teenage girls, teenagers, universe, victory, whatev

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Did any of you ever see the movie “The Inkwell”? The title is a line from the film. There’s a scene where this kid’s Dad is trying to explain sex… along with the importance of the CLITORIS. Now I’m not sure if the Dad..
Topics: children, clitoris, counselors, cow, dad, good relationship, goodness, guitar string, guitars, inkwell, ipod, kids these days, life, little boys, mean, money, movies, Nonsense, relationship, relationships, sex, specifics, stupid kids, teenagers, tolerance, trip, vagina, whole life

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