… or is it?There have been some ghastly rumors going around I feel I need to address. Let this post serve as one that separates FACT from FICTION.FICTION: JillianApproved has decided to close up shop.This is not true. Now mind you, I could have...
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Did any of you ever see the movie “The Inkwell”? The title is a line from the film. There’s a scene where this kid’s Dad is trying to explain sex… along with the importance of the CLITORIS. Now I’m not sure if the Dad..
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Just the other day, I was heading into the grocery store to stock up on soda and ice cream when I was sidelined by a guy with a toothy smile asking me to sign some sort of petition. I made the mistake of saying, “Oh, I’m not registered to...
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Hello, all. My name is Jan, AKA The H. You know, Jill’s husband. I know the site’s been dormant and Jill’s missed a few posting deadlines, but rest assured she’s not dead, just busy. And lazy. Don’t worry, the site’s...
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Even though there are quite a few hoops to jump through before starting a new job, I’ve never gotten used to peeing in a cup as part of this process.Sure, the company I’ll be working for needs to know I’m not a crackhead, but I just...
Topics: acceptance, crackhead, criminals, drug test, drugs, employment, feelings, gay marriage, goodness, hoops, Humor, marriage, news, orgasm, orgasms, pee, peeing, personality, piss, pre-employment, regulars, spill, starting a new job, teenage years, teenagers, toilet, tubes, urine, weird