As a mom, I try really hard to do the right thing. I try to be organized. I try to be patient. I try to be thoughtful. I try to anticipate the needs and wants of my very strong willed and curious (two year old) child by being prepared. And I certainly...
Topics: Baby-Ko, being a good mommy, cheese, Home Depot, snacks, temper tantrums

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Last night I slept on the floor. Yes. The floor . Next to Baby-Ko's crib. In a fetal position. Using his changing pad as pillow, and my robe as a blanket, I managed to squeeze my arm through a slat so that my son, my very (possibly terrible) two year.
Topics: Baby-Ko, Happiest Baby on the Block, Sleep

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If you are here and reading this, good. If you are here and reading this, after trying to figure out how come it took you so long to figure out how to be here and reading this, sorry. And thank you. Without getting in to it, let's just say my shit...
Topics: Facts of Life, Lisa Whelchel, perfectly disheveled, pissed

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About 15 years ago, as I laid in bed practically hallucinating from a horrible flu/fever watching what seemed like the most magical infomercial ever, I decided I needed the Mob Hits CD Volume 1.... And 2. I think I had just written a paper on "Good.
Topics: Beach Boys, cocktail, Kokomo, Tom Cruise, TV's bad for babies

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Discipline. The D Word. Something I've never been very good at when it comes to myself (diet, exercise, french fries etc.)... and something I'm realizing that I'm not so great at when it comes to my son. Shortly after Baby-Ko turned 1 and..
Topics: Baby-Ko, blankie, discipline, vacuum monster, Wacky

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