I love this video better than bread, paper, rock, or scissors. I seriously hope those are the actual sounds of the turtle. I can't even begin to dissect why this is so friggin' hilarious. The look on the lady turtle's face is priceless....
Topics: love me so hard, return of the binky

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But I'm back. Sort of. To celebrate this day of return, let's take a look at dead baby skeletons as they get a milky shower from a cow and then suck directly from its teets. It's French. It's crazy. It's exactly what this blog...
Topics: return of the binky, weird foreigners

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I suspect this is what would happen if my grandmother was still alive.
Topics: delurk - I command thee, wherein I make you feel really uncomfortable

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So, apparently I missed the boat on Delurking Day 2009 . This is a day when folks who read a blog are encouraged to stop by and leave a comment. Any comment. Any word choice pattern that involves clacking some keys and moving a mouse. I apologize for..
Topics: delurk - I command thee

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For making me use the scissors again. She's too cute with her tiny haircuts and tiny ways. I'm back to the shorty cut. I think I like it. At least now I can look okay using tiny hair pins. Okay. I'm now done with the hair talk.

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