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Faithful and Sexy Readers - 393 days ago

If you have any topics/subjects you'd like me to write about for Nerve's Date Machine , please leave some ideas in the comments, or e-mail at jmbest(@)gmail.com. I've been utterly bored with the whole thing the last few weeks (if it's not.

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Don't You Hate... - 395 days ago

...when you're just sitting here, hanging out, feeling cool and awesome about yourself for no real reason and you go take a sip of your drink and totally dribble it all over yourself.
Topics: my awesomeness

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Because I Like to Bring You Breaking News The Motherfucking Moment It Happens... - 399 days ago

Ladies and gents, Prince Will's Willy! You can thank Perezzzzzz for posting it and then crashing three sites that were hosting the image. Ha! Love it. Prince Harry is hotter, but I don't care - royal penis, man! Can't go wrong with that....
Topics: penis, prince william, prince william's penis

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- 399 days ago

I had a relatively productive morning, followed by what appears to be a completely unproductive afternoon. Awesome. It's so friggen cold. I think we're going to have to ghetto it up here and put plastic over the windows because the air coming in..

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This Is Why You Should Stay Away From Crack, Kids - 401 days ago

Topics: amy whinehouse, crack, drugs are bad, mmmk

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